Jon Svetkey

PITY PARTY

I'm throwing myself a little pity party
I got a handful of Prozac and a fifth of Bacardi
I'm knocking back the sorrow, closing the blinds
I've got nothing worthwhile on my mind
So I'm throwing myself a little pity party

It's gonna be a slapstick affair straight outta Laurel and Hardy
A regular riot my little pity party
I used to be down, my crowd was always in
Now everything's a joke and I'm the punchline again
So I'm throwing myself a little pity party
I'm throwing myself a little pity party

I'm too old to dance, hell I can hardly rock
The horse has left the barn on turning back the clock
I want to be that bad ass, I want to find a good fight
But I'll probably fall asleep in front of TV again tonite

SOLO

I'm too old to dance, hell I can hardly rock
The horse has left the barn on turning back the clock
I wanna be a bad ass, I want to lose a rough fight
But I know I'm gonna fall asleep in front of Jay Leno tonight

So I'm throwing myself a little pity party
But I'm feeling so lethargic I don't know when we'll start it
Baby you're invited to my pity party
Baby you're invited to my pity party