Pity Party

I’m throwing myself a little pity party

I got a handful of Prozac and a fifth of Bacardi

I’m knocking back the sorrow, closing the blinds

I’ve got nothing worthwhile on my mind

So I’m throwing myself a little pity party

It’s gonna be a slapstick affair straight outta Laurel and Hardy

A regular riot my little pity party

I used to be down, my crowd was always in

Now everything’s a joke and I’m the punchline again

So I’m throwing myself a little pity party

I’m throwing myself a little pity party

I’m too old to dance, hell I can hardly rock

The horse has left the barn on turning back the clock

I want to be that bad ass, I want to find a good fight

But I’ll probably fall asleep in front of TV again tonite

SOLO

I’m too old to dance, hell I can hardly rock

The horse has left the barn on turning back the clock

I wanna be a bad ass, I want to lose a rough fight

But I know I’m gonna fall asleep in front of Jay Leno tonight

So I’m throwing myself a little pity party

But I’m feeling so lethargic I don’t know when we’ll start it

Baby you’re invited to my pity party